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Me: But front row is worth it cause I could just go up to them and be like "Hey can I have a bottle of your sweat". That'd be great!
Mom: You say such odd things all the time. I don't know where I went wrong.
Me: People say this to me all the time. I blame you every time.
Mom: I am not responsible for you.
Me: Yes you are. I am a God. What I decree must be so.
Mom: Oh God.
Me: Yes? What do you need?
nevver: She’s all that
Psychiatrist: -cough-
Me: What's wrong?
Psychiatrist: Well, um...I don't think I need to tell you to use protection right?
Me: I use condoms all the times, DAD! Thanks.
Psychiatrist: You know where to buy condoms right?
Me: ...
Psychiatrist: At a condominium.
Me: You're weird.
Psychiatrist: I know. But at least you smiled.
Me: I'm good at that.
Psychiatrist: I know.

My psychiatrist prescribed me Ambilify today. 

Anyone have any experience with it? : /